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Yo, you know it’s a good thing when friends owe you ass… I’m serious a friend of mine from way back showed up with a present for me, a nice young bubblicious ass whose name is Jasse! I mean here’s an ass that just jiggles when she wiggles, and this girl knows how to wiggle her ass! And how about this, my friend stuck around to make sure I had one bubble bangin’ rump rockin’ of a good time! Yo, missin’ this sweet cheeked wonder is not something you wanna do, so grab your meat and get crankin’!!

OMG you ever been out rollin’ and spotted one of those amazin’ bubble booties that you can’t peel your eyes away from, and at the same time it’s attached to a woman you have no chance in hell with… Well Bubble Butt Bonanza cums through for you once again… I shit you not, we never thought we had a chance at this bangin’ babe, but Caroline gave us the time of day and the time of our booty lovin’ minds! So grab your cranks and get to work cause Caroline is gonna blow your top, PEACE!!

Yo, Who’s that booty addicted, New York accent speakin’, madman coming down the chimney? Who else but BUBBLE CLAUS, here to drop off a phat bubblicious ass, and yeah that’s right we lit up Julia’s cock shakin’, jock crankin’, phat bubble booty like a Christmas tree! I swear, lately its felt like Christmas with all the ass flyin’ at me, this little bubble booty delectable came to us from out of nowhere! Seriously, I look and no booty and then bam! instantaneous bubble booty delivery! Truly it ain’t Christmas, but it sure as hell is startin’ to look like it! PEACE!!!

Okay all you ass lovin’, booty huggin’, bubble slut fuckin’ guys, the school of booty is open, and the one and only Destro ramma ramma ramus will be your instructor! This blew my mind, I’d never thought of teaching bubble dynamics, so when one of my bros asked me about ass I couldn’t stop myself from giving a live demonstration, and thank god I did, cause guys I found an ass that’s so… seriously the butt on Britney… I can’t describe how bubbly her butt truly is, it’s just BA DAM in your face, and if you’re lucky on your cock… PEACE!!

The God of booty has finally heard my rants, cause he sent me an Angel with a phat poppin ass! Yo check this, I’ve given up lookin’ for booty, they just keep cummin’ to me, so it’s only natural that a killer ass like Angel’s would “cum to the Destro”… so naturally I perused my depraved, booty overloaded mind and came up with the first ever bubble butt painting, that’s right guys we painted her ass after we tapped that ass! So don’t be an uncultured booty craved slob and check out the painting of this Angel, PEACE OUT!!!

Why does the God of booty torment me so?!! I MEAN DAMN! I saw this sweet ass just beggin’ to be my next bubblicious bubbly treat, I’m addicted to booty treats… They’re just out there, all over the place, walkin’ around… waitin’… waitin’ to be given a serious lickin’, grillin’ and creamy fillin’ if ya feel me, and let me tell you Devon was at the top of that list, so what else could I do but bring her back to the booy cave! I swear to you now, her shit is off da hook, if you’re any kind of a booty connoisseur like me, this is one piece of ass you just can’t pass! PADOWWW!

Dear lord, thank you for sending a poor bastard like me, this ass, cause damn Pinky has just an insane, mind blowin’, cock popin ass! I swear, if her ass was anymore perfect it’d be hangin’ in a museum as the next wonder of the world! I saw that ass and it knocked my stupid, literally, my mind just couldn’t wrap itself around that ass…yo so check it out cause missin’ this ass just ain’t acceptable! PEACE!!!

Yo, why all these bubble sluts got to tempt me so? I swear the bubble butts have been coming out of the wood works lately, or maybe into them if ya know what I’m sayin’… So check the rear on Lorena, makes your mouth salivate and slobber over an ass that tasty, so sweet you could eat off of it, so we did! Right now you should be glued to your monitors, grabin’ your knob and strokin’ like it’s the end of the world, cause this week we’re givin’ you one hell of a grill smackin’ event, it’s the flava’ of the week, the all you can eat, the bubble butt rump roast!!! Bon appetite’ yo!!!

If you like them big ol’ bouncin’ asses, your in the place! Amber has got that booty thats just in your face! Its a big round juicy rump, its so hot it’ll just make you want to pump! Push it in and pull it out, because this is what bubble butt is all about!

Good God, asses just seem to be flyin’ at me from everywhere! I swear this chick’s bubbly ass goodness is good to the last plop, cause damn this girl has got some kickin’ saddle bags! Yo, so missin’ out on Crissy rockin’ her rump is like breathin’ and getin’ no air, you just fill unfulfilled! Somebody call me a shrink cause I’ve been hypnotized by her sweet cheeks and now all they do is run through my mind, PADOW O WOWO!!!